If PSL Teams were University Students

 

“If PSL Teams were University Students…”

Islamabad United: The funniest guy in the class living in the posh area of the town. Bunks quite a few classes, and goes on to trips throughout the semester. Everyone wants to be in his company. Has the habit to make easy tests look difficult and tough tests look easy though. The guy relies more on concepts than ‘RATTAA’. Studies only the nights before final exam and beats the nerds when it matters.

Multan Sultans: “Theetta” of the class. Never ever misses the class. Guy goes to class an hour before the time. He cleans the chair and dice of teacher before the teacher arrives. Studies day and night from the first day of semester and tops all the quizzes and assignments. Never goes to any trip or outings. His father is a weird actor in disguise on camera. His grand-dad is the intimidating person who threatens to beat the hell out of every other kid who happens to stroll past his huge farm house The, “Theettaa” kid panics in final exams and runs out of time so much that he leaves two long questions unanswered every time and goes home crying. But he’s still the nice guy.

Peshawar Zalmi: Kid of the richest parents in the town. His father buys all the fancy uniforms, hosts lots of parties and buys gadgets for him but always fails to deliver the right study materials for his kid. Kid himself is popular and has proper bubbly little brothers growing up under his wings. Kid himself relies heavily on ‘RATTTAA’ thing for exam, but gets confused when the teacher changes values in the numerical question or if any question comes out of syllabus and hence fails to top the grades book.

Quetta Gladiators: A beautiful girl who belongs to lower middle class family. She was once the most beautiful girl in the class, but the age has caught up with her. A girl who has lost all her ability and flair since the school shifted from foreign country to home town. A girl, who is now, respected only because her grand-dad (SIR Viv Richards) is the BEST student to ever exist. The girl, who fails to move on from her break-up. She is too loyal to her uncles and is stuck in nostalgia when other students have moved on to become better students. But she is still beautiful (for her lovers) and every once in a while, looks more stunning, in her typical purple dress, than any other girl in the class.

Karachi Kings: The spoiled brat of the rich parents and toxic relatives who keep on spoiling their kid. The family keeps boasting of their wealth but fails to invest for development of their kids. Kid has become specialist in failures. Also is the most boring kid, who sits alone in the break time. His younger brothers find it hard to relate with their parents and relatives. Hence his younger brothers marry out of their family and it proves to be successful decision for their careers. While, the kid is stuck with his intoxicating family.

Lahore Qalandars: The kid who is attractive and is hugely popular in the class. A guy who you want to be around with the university trips to north. The kid has groomed himself a lot. The self-grooming and shift from foreign school to the school in hometown has seemed to change their fortunes but his personal tutor claims that it was his way of teaching which did the magic. Hates a similarly attractive, but slightly more successful classmate called ‘Islamabad United’, with the feeling mutual between the two.